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[04 Sep 2005|01:12pm]
[ mood | curious ]

I love how I don't update this anymore. Oh well. And now, and this point, I really can't. I could try and remember everything I've been up to since I last updated, but that would take me forever, and I'd miss out a lot of things. I could just string sentences together about me thinking about what I've been doing.. like what I'm doing right now, and just call that my update. That'd be really entertaining right? Yeah.

Gotchu bitches.

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[16 Aug 2005|11:22pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Honestly, to all the people who said that baseball game was going to be horrible.. well, I would completely agree with you if I didn't get to see two guys streak across the field and do a little dance. They are now officially my heroes. I wanted to shake their hands.. and maybe something else. Hah. I don't even know who won the game, Red Sox I think.

Wow, Canada is in two days. Fuck. Happiness!

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[09 Aug 2005|06:42pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Ungh I'm still sick.. kind of. Caitlin heal me again! I'll make a down payment or something.
Anyway, who wants to give me a new layout?! Anyone but Meggan. I'll give you hugs.

Why am I doing this...
DIRECTIONS: Name 10 People/Places/Things/etc. you find overrated and then tag five people.

1. Saturday Night Live. Mad Tv is a million times better.
2. Fat people.
3. Hot Topic.
4. School sports, and after school activities.
5. Kissing people of the same sex for attention.
6. Quentin Tarantino. Sorry. I still love Pulp Fiction though, don't worry.
7. Blonde jokes.
8. MySpace. Still love it.
9. Starbucks. Still love it.
10. This survey is now overrated.

Lmao the only person I want to see do this is Marie Nutkins.

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[01 Aug 2005|06:54pm]
[ mood | drained ]

An update twice in the same day?  What's the world coming to?! It's insane, I know.  Anyway, I had a specific reason for this update and then Meggan said something that was too.. odd.. not to add in.  But, firstly...


Okay, click that and sign it.  For the music?  Please and thank you's in advance 'cause I know you all will.

And in ending..

NewToys inAction: hm dude only one of my nipples is hard.
NewToys inAction: that was really weird
NewToys inAction: and now its not hard anymore.
super eight film: ...

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[01 Aug 2005|05:16pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Ugh I love Warped Tour. I wish I could remember it all completely. Saw every band I wanted to.. except for the Transplants and MxPx, so that's cool. I saw a lot of you there so there is no point in updating on what happened, needless to say.. it was fucking amazing.

Go add Trendy on myspace 'cause they were nice to me.

Hugs and kissy shit, just for you.

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[27 Jul 2005|06:40pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

Ah, I love John Frusciante like no other, he's genius.  Anyway, I know I never actually bother to update this thing, sorry times a million.  I've just been busy, yeah.  I'll probably update after.. Warped?  Yeah.


Everyone want to know the truth about Meggy Leitch?  Go here, now.

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[22 Jul 2005|11:43am]
[ mood | pleased ]


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[21 Jul 2005|02:36am]
[ mood | amused ]

Kyle wrote me a song, it's beautiful.. but I had to fix all his dumb spelling errors because he's special ed.. so here it is..

hey youuu over thereeee in the polk-a-doted underwear
I want to fuck youuu
I promise I will be sweet to youuuu dun dun dun dundadlaydun
I climb through Olivias window and I sexed her real nice
and I did it twice
and once more before I left
and then I came back laterrr on that night
but not to fight but I shot her mom in the face anywayyy dundundundaladun
I eatttt all of Oivias hot pockets hot pockets hot pokets
yes I did I did I did
I drank all of her pop too all of it all of it
and then I walked around her house naked
with her Warped Tour ticket in between my butt cheeks
sayin' get it get it geeeet it
so Olivia I wrote you this song to tell you I hate Marie
and I want to know why you want to nibble on my penis
my penis my one-eyed tallywhaker yes only one eyeeeeee woooo yeah thank you

No, no, no.. thank you Kyle.

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[20 Jul 2005|02:17am]
[ mood | hot ]

So, my livejournal is ugly.. someone help me! I want my old layout back, dammit. Why must I fuck everything up?!

It's not because I'm left handed, thats for sure.

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[11 Jul 2005|08:07pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

I kind of love Marie Nutkins for being so damn nutty.

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[01 Jul 2005|05:03pm]
[ mood | busy ]

Due to popular demand.. meaning, MIRIAM.. I'm doing this thing.

List 10 celebrities that you find attractive and then tag 5 of your friends.

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jude Law
3. Johnny Depp
4. Keira Knightley
5. Jared Leto
6. Shannyn Sossamon
7. Heath Ledger
8. Natalie Portman
9. Ewan McGregor
10. All of RHCP

I tag.. Caitlin, Sydnie, Kara, Clint, and Hamoomoo.

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[30 Jun 2005|07:29pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

I've been up to things you people don't need to know about.  Actually, I just am lazy and don't feel like typing out all my recent adventures, needless to say, the past week has been quite the ride.  But, looks like I'm sparing you all, maybe because I can't remember anything now, and I blame Kyle.. but it's alright, because he has a mohawk.  Everything evens out that way.

Because Barb told me to!Collapse )

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[29 Jun 2005|03:21pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

I love this song, dammit. It's good.

Hahaha, this is hilarious!Collapse )

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[23 Jun 2005|03:56pm]
[ mood | content ]

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following...

There would be:

57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
8 Africans

52 would be female
48 would be male

70 would be non-white
30 would be white

70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian

89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual

6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and
all 6 would be from the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing
70 would be unable to read

50 would suffer from malnutrition
1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth

1 would have a college education

1 would own a computer

I don't know where I found this, since of course I didn't come up with it, but it is something to ponder.

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[21 Jun 2005|04:00pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

Is it enough to let you know I'm still breathing? I know, I should probably update more often, but I'm busy. Marie and I have been.. busy? Yes, that's it. Luckily I wont babble on and on about our adventures, mostly because I can't remember them. Reanna and I have to float down the Clinton River soon, in raft we're making. This should be interesting. And, Clint, I'm so jealous! You get to go to the best show, EVER. You lucky bastard.

So, if you're as bored as I am...
Birthdate SurveyCollapse )

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[12 Jun 2005|01:48pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

I'm bored, oh so bored. I should have went to Battle of the Bands Friday, dammit. I suppose seeing Mr. and Mrs. Smith makes up for it? That was a good movie, but I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much if Angie wasn't in it. Ah, she needs a sleepstakes, right Meggan? Last night I finished watching Swimming Pool, Dirty Filthy Love, and Requiem For a Dream, all good movies. Miriam, I love our pessimistic movie taste! Requiem was great and everyone should see it. Jared Leto's a sex God, so see it for him. Dirty Filthy Love IS NOT porn, because I know you all where thinking it. It won a Sundance Film Festival Award, so see it for that.. even if Jared's sexy self isn't in it.

Stole this from Evan.
Because I'm horribly boredCollapse )

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[10 Jun 2005|12:42am]
[ mood | sleepy ]




My personal favorite:

2. douche 
A device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, grungey, pussy.

Jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. So, Jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for Christmas. "Oh great!" She exclaimed. "Now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" She went into the bathroom and got busy.
Source: dombo, June 17, 2004

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[07 Jun 2005|05:59pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

So, PETA did a demonstration outside the statehouse in Providence, RI yesterday. They packaged three of their memebers like meat to make a statement. I find this admirable.

fleshCollapse )

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[02 Jun 2005|09:31pm]
[ mood | creative ]

Who bought new clothes today, with her OWN money?
Olivia did.
Who had chinese food today?
Olivia did.
Who got to brag to Zach about going to the 89x Show?
Olivia did.
Who has mind altering conversations with Meggan?
Olivia does.Collapse )

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[31 May 2005|05:06pm]
[ mood | predatory ]

Well, well, well.  Friday I hung out with Meggy, Nelson and Miriam.  It was ..wow, no adjective to describe it. Fantastic?  Odd?  I don't know.. but fun nonetheless.  We went to Barnes & Nobles because we're all cool, and Meggan had chocolate on her face for a hour.  Then we went back to Miriams.  We had one of the weirdest sex talks we've ever had, it was hilarious. 

Who went to the 89x Birthday Bash?  Olivia did!  Yep, Meggy and I were there and it was fantastic.  We even got to eat at Olga's before we went, which is good. We started off in the Fox Theatre (which is a truly beautiful theater, might I add) and saw The Blue Van, they were really good.  Very sexy Denmarks.  Then Louis XIV played, and they were awesome.  They played a great show.  After we ran to The State Theatre to see Boys Night Out, and then again ran back to the Fox Theatre to see Tegan & Sara, and they were both good.  After that we went back again to the Fox Theatre to see Motion City Soundtrack, and they brought the mosh.. literally.  It was the best show, and the best mosh pit I've ever been in.  Some asain girl got her ass kicked, but aside from that it was amazing, they were amazing.  After them Hot Hot Heat was up.  They were amazing. 


Damn, I need to find a new adjective.  I'll have to get on that.

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